Dear Internet,

We are thrilled that you have decided to join our neighborhood, however we are a little that you have taken over our readers and have not bothered to advertise for magazines. We certainly do enough advertising for you as a whole as well as use you as a source. Why must this be a one way street with you? We would appreciate it if you  would repay the favor we have installed in our daily printing and ADVERTISE for magazines here and there more often than not! If things do not change there is going to be a lot more angry letters headed your way. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Magazines