Your buddy Newspaper here to let you know that you have begun to invade on my personal bubble. As long time neighbors we have we have been able to work side by side reasonably for a while but now you are beginning to go a little overboard. I was the top performer with advertising and giving knowledge to the public and now you are attempting to overtake my right. Though you are not as bad as Internet over there on the corner you have made my life much harder. We should coexist. Having a mutual relationship to keep this neighborhood safe before Internet buys up more and more land.
Your old friend,